“Mr. Martin, have you stopped splitting your infinitives yet?” Mrs. Hitchcock stood in front of my second period English class and asked me that question.…
May 14, 2026
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“Mr. Martin, have you stopped splitting your infinitives yet?” Mrs. Hitchcock stood in front of my second period English class and asked me that question.…