This will be quite an undertaking. I need to rest. But I did not say they had to be long. Nor of the highest quality. Only that they would exist.
In Vienna, Mrs Llszt was often heard to say “Franny, give me one more solid hour on that harpsichord, and you can go play video games.”
Another Franz, Franz Joseph Haydn was quite given to flatulence.
It is said his attacks were so frequent and so violent, that the constant breeze would cause such an unnatural and accelerated evaporation from his bowels, until, before long, it would become difficult to eliminate.
Some say that he was once an inspiration for Franz Mason WIlliams.
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